"Holy crap, I'm gonna have to start spending quality time with the man people around this country hate?"
"You'd cry too if your father said such stupid things."
Correct me if I'm wrong here but aren't good Christians supposed to go forth every Sunday from their churches and do good works and spread the gospel of Jesus Christ? And are they not commanded to live a Christlike life all week long and put their faith to work in their homes, neighborhoods, and communities? Well, yeah, and you know what? That's the same things Muslims are commanded to do by their holy book. But according to Santorum it's a bad thing when Muslims do it because they're not Jesus lovers like him. So once again it's only Christians who are allowed to practice their religion and to hell with the rest of you non Jesus lovers. Well except for maybe the Jews, and the sacred underwear clad Mormons, and maybe the Sikhs, and okay you Buddhists can practice your religion too but keep it down, and you Hindus can do what you like as long as you don't steal any of the good Christians away from Jesus.
So that leaves who not able to freely practice their religion? Oh yeah , now I remember, it's the dark skinned Muslims who want to kill all of us freedom loving god fearing Jesus humping white folks.
You know what? Why anyone takes anything this idiot says seriously is beyond me. Never forget he's the guy who says it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it only takes a man and a woman who are married in the eyes of his god and of course that wife had better not work, no sir, she'd better stay home and raise those kids according to the Bible that he believes in. And this was the guy who said that homosexuality leads inevitably to bestiality. And he also said that if he got beat in the PA Senate race then all hell would break lose and the terrorists would win and they'd come over here and impregnate his creepy crying daughter, okay maybe I'm stretching it a bit on that last point but you get the idea. Thank goodness the fine people of PA had the right idea and that they voted his ass out of office. Unfortunately for the rest of us now this asshat has plenty of time to be the face of hatred in this idiotic and intellectually bankrupt affair called Islammo-Fascism week. Hang on I just realized that if anyone would recognize a fellow fascist it would be Ricky and his BFF Norman Podhoretz because those Reich wingers can smell their fellow travelers a mile off.
As you can see Rick Santorum Jr. loves my music and it looks like he loves Twinkies a bit much too. Oh well, Rickjay, as us cool kids call him, is one party hearty animal! He told me he wishes it could be Islammo-Fascism week all year long! And why would he say a thing like that? It's because of the party games of course!
There's nothing like taking a stiff rod and giving the old pinata a good bash!
Why even the kids love, love, LOVE it as well! As you can see this little doll likes to make bricks to toss at the pinata/effigy of our bloodthirsty Freedom Lover in Chief.
But after 10 PM we can't make that claim because that's when DJ Freedom Frenzy rocks the mic and we turn the dance floor over to the young and the restless. Douchebags and skanks alike will be dancin', groovin', ravin', and hatin' on the Muslim haters till dawn. Bring your own towel and maybe even a condom or two just to be safe!
For those of you who don't dance we've got a special treat in store for you. Norman Podhoretz has sent us a real live Muslim woman that you can mock, hurl epithets at, and witness about the baby Jesus to. Maybe she'll convert or maybe she continue to cling to her hellish hellbound Jesus hatin' beliefs. Who knows? That's part of the fun of Islammo-Fascism week!