Hypocrite much?

Huckabee says the public schools are hotbeds of indoctrination and they need to be stopped.

Unless those schools are indoctrinating kids in his chosen religion and world view.  

Also, he's against anyone slamming his buddies the child pimping and molesting Duggars.  But he admits he wants to shower with young girls.

Free at last #2

Free at last

Gomer Huckabee said that there is more freedom in North Korea than there is today in the USA under President Obama.  I now invite Gomer and his wife Gomerette to move to the DPRK and enjoy all the freedom there is over there.

Somehow, I doubt he'll get off his lazy lying ass and go.

It could happen to you!

Gomer Huckabee, seen here after he ate the Sunday supper at all the churches in Arkansas,

said that the EPA might try to regulate the amount of water Baptists use when they baptize people.  It's something that would never happen, but it's a real government related fear that Gomer and his flock have.  So let's play along with Gomer and come up with some other stuff that a government led by a religious right nut job might do! 

Ready? 
Okay!

• A Mormon president could get elected and he could force us all to wear his magic panties.
• A Baptist minister could get elected president and he could force us to murder all people who don't share his narrow view of the Bible.
• An evangelical person could get elected president and force all people who acknowledge the truth of evolution to be beaten with thin metal rods.
• A Roman Catholic could get elected president and force us all to get ass fucked by a priest.
• A Pentecostal could get elected president and they could force all women to become breeding machines with no voting rights!
• A hardline Jew could get elected and they could force all Christians and Muslims into interment camps.
• An atheist could get elected...wait, no...that could not ever happen, not in the USA anyway.

See how fun it is to come up with wild stuff that will never happen just so we keep each other scared of each other?  Once again, religion divides us all and it's right wing Christian nut jobs who are pushing that scare tactic.   I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm not afraid of Muslims, it's the Christian majority I fear.  Those motherfuckers will do anything to attain power, to hold onto power, and to force their religion on everyone.  Only when we leave Bronze age religions behind will we advance.

With friends like these, Jesus doesn't need any more enemies

I flipped past Fox Propaganda channel and I heard Gomer Huckabee deriding public employees in Wisconsin. He claimed that for every dollar a Wisconsin teacher puts in their retirement account, the state of Wisconsin must pay in fifty seven. Now if that were true, teachers would be flocking to Wisconsin and or the state would have gone bankrupt many years ago.

So, obviously the man is lying. And you'd think he'd know better than to lie, after all he used to be a preacher and I'm pretty sure his god told him, "Thou shall not bear false witness." But I could be wrong, it's been a long time since I read the bible Gomer claims to believe in.

Or maybe he's just another lying sack of Republican shit.

Yeah, that's probably it.