"Because I want a man who's going to take shit away from Americans. We have too much shit like affordable insurance and work place safety regulations. He'll get rid of a lot of that when he's elected."
"Because I totally want to and I'm not a Canadian mole or any thing. Say, where can I get some good poutine around here? Any ideas, eh?"
"I want to go back to glory days of the '80's. The 1680's!"
"My husband told me I had to."
"Jesus. The answer is always Jesus, no matter what the question."
"Because I don't want someone like that preppy left wing gaywad Rick Santorum getting elected."
"I must be really fucking drunk because I thought I just heard you tell me that a Canadian Cuban was running for president."
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