Monday, November 18, 2013

Sober white people weigh in on the world's problems

 "Whoa, hang on a minute, nobody told me that being sober was a requirement to be in this post."

 "Nobody told me either, I've been out drinking with Toronto mayor Rob Ford."

 "I'm shitfaced too."

 "Fuck the world, gimme another drink."

 "Hell, I haven't been sober since the Ford administration."

 "The only problem I see in the world is my highball glass is fucking empty.  Someone get me a drink now."

"I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to be in this post, seeing as how I'm not white or drunk."

 "I'm so drunk I don't give a shit.  Hey, dare me to bite my finger off?  Do you?  Well fuck that.  I'll fucking do it."

"Boom.  Told you I would.  I bit that bitch right off.  Now gimme some more grain alcohol."

1 comment:

Mnmom said...

Some very insightful people, there.