Friday, April 23, 2010

That's a wrap

Project Runway 7 just ended and Seth Aaron won it.

Going purely by the designs they all showed in the last runway show they made the right decision. His collection was funky, fresh, and oozing cool. He stayed true to his design vision but he came up with some incredible looking clothes, the egg plant smuggling dress shown above was the lone clunker in his collection.
At the start of the show I was rooting for Mila, I tend to root for the older contestants these days, and her collection was smashing. Yes, she did a slew of black and white designs but she also threw in some silver and gray to mix things up. I think her lack of color was what kept her from winning.

As for Emilio's collection, I can sum it up in one word: DREADFUL. I got the feeling I had seen it all before and then mid way through seeing it I realized that I had indeed seen it all before...on the fucking Sopranos.



Yeah. Thought you'd see it too. His collection was awful, unless you're a Long Island mafia wife then it just screams 'Charm!'

So yeah, the judges made the right decision. Seth Aaron kicked his collection up several notches and he won fair and square.

Speaking of the judges, what the fuck was Faith Hill doing on there? I could see her judging a singing contest or a tractor pull or sexiest veggie contest, but the finale of Project Runway? The way she gushed all over Emilio's mafia wife collection of clothes told me all I ever need to know about her and her lack of taste.

And finally Jay showed himself to be a prissy cunt with his insulting remark to the lovely Cerri.
She rightly said that he designed for the tall willowy LA/Miami chick and not for someone with pale skin like her. And Jay took it personally. And he said didn't design for women with bad teeth and thick legs.
Jay, you're a one shot wonder dude. No one will ever see or hear from you ever again and this is how you go out? Have fun making clothes for all the addicts on skid row Nancy. Cerri shits more class out in the morning than you'll ever have in all your miserable bitchy life you low rent drama queen. Go fuck yourself you fucking loser.

I forgot to mention that this post contains spoilers. So if you Tivo-ed or DVR-ed the finale, then you may not want to read this post yet.

1 comment:

Professor Chaos said...

Dang! Emilio had been my favorite throughout most of this season. What the hell went wrong?