Wrap ups

Top Chef wrap up:
My boy Kevin was not this season's top chef. But he should have been. He took simple ingredients and he spun gold out of them. He didn't go in for the fancy techniques or the over the top molecular gastronomy bullshit, he just worked smart and cooked good gourmet food. I hope his restaurant in Atlanta is packed every day that it's open.

The Voltaggio brother who won, meh. He was all sizzle and no steak. And he was a dick through out the competition. His brother was the better of the two chefs if you ask me.

Project Runway wrap up:
Hey Irina, good job on your collection hon. You gave all the little fashion conscious Goth girls and Twilight lovers something to aspire to. You took black to a new level of blackness. Your collection was the black hole of mediocrity if you ask me though. It's easy to use the same color over and over and it shows you have no sense of color and style. You trashed every body during the run of the show, especially Althea, and then you tried to act like you were best buds with her at the end. You'll do well in the cut throat world of fashion because you're such a fake bitch.

Carol Hannah should have won this season but alas, sometimes the best designers don't win it all.

College football 2009 (regular season):

My Michigan Wolverines stank it up, and so did Tennessee, USC, and Notre Dame.

Alabama and Florida both took advantage relatively weak SEC opponents and both cruised to the title game where Alabama handed Florida their ass on a silver platter. I was happy to see it even though I'm no fan of Alabama. I am a fan of seeing the previous years winner getting beat badly though. And I a huge fan of seeing Tim Tebow get his butt kicked by that Alabama defense, especially given the fact that he wore those things on his face with that bible verse on it. Jesus hates that shit Timmy boy. But he does love stuff like this:
Boo ya!