- Aston Kucher
- Demi Moore
- Tiger Woods
- Whoever Tiger Woods stuck his driver in and out of repeatedly
- Anyone connected with American Idol
- That pile of Scientology grease, John Travolta
- Nancy Grace
- Sarah Plain
- Tea baggers and the people who promote them
- Olympia Snowe
- Kirk Cameron and his evolution denying sidekick
- Evangelists
- Twilight and True Blood actors and fans
- Hipster store clerks who think I am there to validate their existence
- Everyone in and connected with the house of Saud
Monday, December 7, 2009
I don't ever want to hear from or about the following people ever again:
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11 comments:
One of my cousins (NOT the ones I went to Disneyland with!) became a fan of Nancy Grace the other day.
I can't unfriend (defriend? what's the facebook nomenclature) a cousin, but I soooooo wanted to say something...
#13 is a bit harsh. My daughter loves the Twilight books and flix. All teens have their fads, no?
But OH YEAH, right there with ya on #11.
This list is a great start but I'm sure I can think of more...for instance, let's mention Glenn Beck!
Whew, you have no idea how relieved I am to not see my name on there. Yet.
Like Barbara I was relieved my name wasn't on the list. Agreed 100% with all of them.
Lou Dobbs?
Fred Phelps?
Dick Cheney's daughter?
(these are meant to complement, not replace, yours)
Thank heavens you haven't mentioned Glenn Beck. I've almost finished your Christmas Sweater!
Poor Wings who thinks Twilight is just a harmless teen fad, when in reality it's an evil Mormon cult.
I second the list, but would add all Cheneys, Bushs and Clintons (ok, we are stuck with Hill for a while, but enough of Bill and I don't give a shit about Chelsea's engagement. Enough.)
Good luck on avoiding the Tiger Woods thing.
Can I add Ann Coulter to your list? That is the same list I have except I have a few more names than that.
I'm a bit bitter.
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