...you want a ride? Me and my girlfriend here we'll be glad to give you a lift. We've got some swell 8 track tapes in our cool ride. We can listen to some groovy tunes while we go to get a milkshake or something. Hey, I'll even give you a puff or two off my cigarette. No, really it's okay. You can trust us. We know your mom and dad and they told us to come pick you up, yeah that's it. Hey kid, wait! Come back here!
Friday, October 2, 2009
Hey kid...
...you want a ride? Me and my girlfriend here we'll be glad to give you a lift. We've got some swell 8 track tapes in our cool ride. We can listen to some groovy tunes while we go to get a milkshake or something. Hey, I'll even give you a puff or two off my cigarette. No, really it's okay. You can trust us. We know your mom and dad and they told us to come pick you up, yeah that's it. Hey kid, wait! Come back here!
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Eeeuuwwww.
Run kid, and don't look back.
Nobody's gonna stuff me with french fries, then stuff me in their trunk, only to stuff me into a shallow grave. I'd.Better.Run.
Hey, those two gave me a ride to the library the other day, and ... I don't want to talk about it.
LOL That's a good one.
Is that a 1965 mustang convertible? I'll take a ride.
"It's okay kid. We're swingers. Do you know what that means?"
This reminds me of a "lost weekend" that I wished I'd lost. Eww.
Doc
Wait! Those are my In-laws!
Doc
"Do you like gladiator movies kid?"
Doc
"We are the nightmare that seethes just beneath the veneer of suburbia! Get in the car!"
Doc
"Hey kid, wanna see a magic trick?"
Doc
Guy lisks the lead of his pencil and starts to write. "What did you say your social security number was kid? I just need to know for the draft board."
Doc
"Wanna sniff the flowers on my wife's blouse? Wanna sniff something else?"
Doc
"Hey kid, you wanna learn about the kingdom of heaven?"
Doc
"Don't pay any attention to me kid. I'm just writing a check to this nice lady for her 'services' and boy howdy, were they good!"
Doc
"Hey kid! Want to help us load this chair into the trunk?"
Doc
Shit. I am this far into my comments before I understand that this isn't a caption contest.
Never mind.
Doc
The guy in the suit is not only dark, he has Midnight Shadow, a dead giveaway. Run for your life and don't look back!!!
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