This could be the garment of an assassin: the victim stands mesmerized by the horrible and disgustingly ugly stripes, the killer leaps forward and stabs him through the heart with the sword-point of his flare collar. Fiendish!
He'd be quite handsome with a shave. And a haircut. Maybe a nose job. Oh, a new wardrobe....eyes are a little close together. But he has fine, strong teeth.
"Sweater vests are not tax deductible under normal circumstances."
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However, oral and plstic surgery to look like this idiot are.
Doc
This could be the garment of an assassin: the victim stands mesmerized by the horrible and disgustingly ugly stripes, the killer leaps forward and stabs him through the heart with the sword-point of his flare collar. Fiendish!
Yet, under abnormal circumstances....
Its not so much the horrible vest as the 70's collar poking out.
YES, I said "poking".
Dang. Well, I'd better return the dozen I just bought.
I don't care, I am claiming all of mine. Just try to stop me.
What about this one?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23097960@N04/3883670916/
Does it help if he claims insanity too?
Sweet baby jeebus Elizabeth, that sweater vest takes the cake! Thanks for sending the link!
He'd be quite handsome with a shave. And a haircut. Maybe a nose job. Oh, a new wardrobe....eyes are a little close together. But he has fine, strong teeth.
But I must say they look just swell on bean counters like me...
Even if I wear mine as a safety device? I heard they keep vampires away, so I wear them at night.
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