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Even Cowgirls Get the Blues-Female freak of nature uses her native American husband, her homosexual lover, and an elderly oriental man to upset the migration patterns of large birds.
About a Boy-A wealthy, bone idle British man uses adolescent boy to help him procure poontang.
I, Robot-Futuristic smart ass prevents our robot master overlords from taking over.
1984-A pair of horny working class stiffs defy the government and are made to pay the price for doing so.
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay-Two Jewish men, an immigrant and a closeted homosexual, clash over a woman and write comic books.
The Bible-An unseen 'deity' forces some people to worship it while casually killing those who don't.
Horton Hears a Who-Tiny world nearly crushed by mentally unstable elephant.
The Razor's Edge-Upper class British twit gets sick of drinking and partying and discovers Buddhism.
The Grapes of Wrath-Trouble making white trash Okies move to California and cause trouble along the way.
Things Fall Apart-Africans raise yams, fornicate, and kill each other.
Breakfast of Champions-Lonely hack writer frees his literary creation only to see him bring havoc to the life of upstanding local businessman.
David Copperfield-A British orphan causes trouble in Victorian England.
The World According to Garp-Wrestling obsessed writer with a one eyed son befriends transsexual and together they destroy a women's support group.
Catch-22-US Army nearly brought to it's knees from within.
The Harry Potter series-Meddling young magician and his pals prevent others from achieving their dreams and realizing their potential.
Lord of the Rings trilogy-Small, smelly, hairy creatures go to great lengths to destroy stolen jewelry.
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I'll get back to you when I'm finished laughing. Oh my word!
ReplyDeleteThat's hysterical!
ReplyDeleteHow about this:
Jane Eyre: SWF seeks DWM
Too FUN-ny! love this list.
ReplyDeleteRabbit, Run -- Middle-class guy gets bored, ditches wife.
ReplyDeleteCrime and punishment -- young asshole kills old lady. Later feels really bad about it.
ReplyDeleteFabulous. Loved your review of the bible. Dead on.
ReplyDeleteOliver Twist-over fed boy living in country club like home demands more food even while orphans starve all over the world
ReplyDeleteWar and Peace-French bad-Russians good-peace good but war more exciting
2666-a futuristic work set in the 27th century-a time when all crime and violence is eliminated from the planet-and all people also