Let's check in with the happiest Christian family in town!

Hi everybody! It's the Thompson's here. We assembled the whole gang to talk to you, Momma B, Brenda Junior, Lil' Red, and Jimmy Kyle. And of course you all know me, I'm the head of this crazy clan, I'm Pop-Pop Enos.

First up, we just want to say we're super psyched to be on Dr. Monkey's blog. Why just a few days ago we didn't even know what a blog was and now here we are on one. It's amazing I tell ya, it's not quite as amazing as what my lovely wife Momma B does with a TV dinner but it's pretty damn close.

Second of all we want to remind you that Easter is coming so you should all pray really hard that all those Muslims and Jews and Mormons and Presbyterians repent really quick and that they find Jesus.

Hey Pop-Pop...

Yes Lil' Red? What is it?

I found Jesus.

I know son. We all found him.

Yeah, but I found him in my sock drawer. Hahahahaha.

Son, you're going to hell for that. You know damn well that Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor. Ok, now, if the joker is done, then I'd like to go on. Third we'd like to remind everybody that the charges against Brenda Junior have not been proven beyond a reasonable doubt, so technically she's innocent. And anyways, she said that the nice man from the group home assured her he'd marry her if it turns out she's pregnant. Honey, didn't you have something you wanted to add?

Ummm, maybe there was something I wanted to say but I forgot what it was. My pills have finally kicked in and I feel dead on the inside...

Okay then, that's enough from you Momma B.

Father? Are we almost done? I have to go to the glory hole to see my friend Randy Felcher now.

What's a glory hole son?

It's a small hole in the wall church where all sorts of men get together to worship. So, can I go now?

Sure thing son, go and have a good time. Pray real hard now. Hmmmm, that boy ran out really quickly, maybe we should set up a glory hole here so him and his friends could worship at home. I'll ask the Reverend about it. Well, our time is about up...

Dead, I feel dead on the inside...

Ummm, oh, okay then, it's time to go. Remember to keep America Christian and capitalist! And don't forget that the words 'Satan' and 'socialist' both begin with the letter 's!' Coincidence? I think not.

And also there's no 'I' in Jesus.

I swear to God son, I will get our Lord and saviour to smote you if you don't stop that shit. 'Bye everybody!