Saturday, March 14, 2009

Best joke I've heard in a long time

Two older women are talking and one says to the other one, "Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The other says, "What are you going to do about it?"

"Snort more pepper."

7 comments:

Matthew Hubbard said...

Wow, that is a long time.

The first time I heard this, Buddy Hackett told it to Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show.

splord said...

You wouldn't be listening to A Prairie Home Companion, wouldja?

libhom said...

I wish I could have orgasms with so little effort.

Madam Z said...

Ah-choo!

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me...

Anonymous said...

This is sooooo ageist. And soooo pepperist

Anonymous said...

I've heard that joke, only it involved two old men named Bert and Bob and some ragweed. Classic.

Distributorcap said...

i dont get it
LOL