It's bad enough you stuck me in a polo shirt, did you have to turn the collar up too? And what's up with these sandals? Do you want me to develop a shoe complex later in life or what? Ok, now that we've got that out of the way you need to lay off the shitty Kool Aid flavors and ease up on the squash. Schedule me more play dates with that Hispanic hottie down the block and let me watch Where the Wild Things Are whenever I want and I promise to be a good boy. Oh one more thing, I'm sitting on a full load here, would it kill you to change my freakin' diaper?
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Someone wants a word with you
It's bad enough you stuck me in a polo shirt, did you have to turn the collar up too? And what's up with these sandals? Do you want me to develop a shoe complex later in life or what? Ok, now that we've got that out of the way you need to lay off the shitty Kool Aid flavors and ease up on the squash. Schedule me more play dates with that Hispanic hottie down the block and let me watch Where the Wild Things Are whenever I want and I promise to be a good boy. Oh one more thing, I'm sitting on a full load here, would it kill you to change my freakin' diaper?
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And, by the way, have you seen my parents? I've been waiting like they told me.
Isn't that Britney's kid?
blfffghHA!!!
oh shit, there goes MORE coffee all over my monitor....
Wow, you've got a bad case of cute kid-itis, my friend.
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