Favorite Repbulican Pick Up Lines

Larry Craig's favorite pick up line is:

Charlton Heston's favorite is:

"Let me kiss you like I kissed Dr. Zaius."

Christine Todd Whitman's favorite is:

"I used to be a dude, wanna see?"

Mark Foley's is:

"Bush's surge may not be working but mine sure is!"

Florida lawmaker Bob Allen's is:

"If you don't hurt me I'll blow you."

Condi Rice's is:

"You must be this small to ride the wild pulsating Condi Machine."

Our Chicken Hawk In Chief's is:

"Don't hurt me Uncle Dick, I'll do anything you want, just don't hit me again."

The late Dick Nixon's is:

"Satan, could you use a little lube next time?

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