Heard what?
Senator Obama, he's been shot by a crazed Michelle Malkin reader who was hopped up on Dunkin Dounts!
Now I can be the Democratic nominee! Yipee! Oh yeah, I'm really sorry about what happened to the late Senator Obama but I'm now ready to lead our country through this difficult time.
Umm, Hill, I never said he was killed. In fact, the bullet just grazed him.
Damn sexist gunman. I apologize if my words that were meant to reassure and to heal were taken out of context.
