The drinks are mixed and the cocaine is ready,it's a Lohan holiday!
Dina and Lindsay are tipsy and Ali is unsteady,
it's the Lohan family way!
The paparazzi photograph them doing super crazy stuff,
because it's a Lohan holiday!
All the attention in the world for them isn't enough,
they crave more every day!
STD's, rehab, and a stint in jail,
it's a Lohan holiday!
Enough celebrity entitlement to choke a big blue whale,
for their mistakes they'll never have to pay!
Lindsay and lil' sis Ali are talentless skanky bores.
I wish they'd take their mom and go far far away,
so that we never have to hear again from these wretched 'celebrity' whores
and this is truly the last Lohan holiday.
