I'm guessing all that money is going to buy him a sweet double wide, a kick ass 4 wheel drive pick up truck, untold kegs of Miller Lite, and a shitload of lap dances. And then in a few years when he's blown through all that cash, he'll go back to his old job at the convenience store. Oy, what I could have done with all that money. Oh hang on a sec, the Mega Millions is up to $166 million, so maybe when I win that one on Friday night some asshole blogger can make fun of my looks and the fact that I currently live in Tennessee. And I'll be all pissed off about it on my way to buying the bank, then when I move into my mansion on the NC coast, I'll be all forgiving and shit.
