Thursday, November 24, 2016

Peering into the future

The following people will be receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom under President Orange:

  • Ted Nugent
  • Alex Jones
  • Ann Coulter
  • Sean Hannity
  • Chuck Norris
  • Gomer Huckabee
  • The Osmonds
  • The guy who invented the 'trucker' hat
  • Tila Tequila
  • Larry the Cable Guy
  • That pig faced woman who called Michelle Obama an ape in heels
  • Anyone willing to round up undocumented workers and force them to self deport
  • Youth ministers who have not bee convicted of child sex abuse
  • Pete Rose

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