"Hey porky, lay off the boobs will ya? All that milk is going straight to that fat ass of yours."
"I can feel your brain through your soft spot!"
"Mommy loves you but the jury is still out with your dad."
"I spiked this milk with some Nyquil."
"I would crush you in a wrestling match. You know that right?"
"You're the reason why we can't have nice things."