"I mean, seriously, come on eh. I'm Canadian, what have I ever done to her? I grew up loving her music and I kept on liking her after I found out she was really black and kind of anti police and pro hot sauce. I always envisioned us hanging out at Tim Horton's, voting Labour so the dishy Trudeau can stay PM, and maybe sharing some poutine. But if she's going to talk bad stuff about me, that's all off eh. She is American after all, she might nut up and shoot me and then make hamburgers out of my body."
[The Daily] Venice 2017 Lineup
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