Wednesday, September 16, 2015

The meaning of Girl Scout signals

Hello, I am one of you.

Don't come at me with your 'I'm on my period' bullshit.

May I go to the restroom please?

I have had enough of your 'man-splaining,' so please stop it before I get all mental and shit.

Let's burn some books tonight.

I seem to have broken my arm and that's why I can not fist you tonight.

I'm not through pulling out your small intestine yet.

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