Hello, I am one of you.
Don't come at me with your 'I'm on my period' bullshit.
May I go to the restroom please?
I have had enough of your 'man-splaining,' so please stop it before I get all mental and shit.
Let's burn some books tonight.
I seem to have broken my arm and that's why I can not fist you tonight.
I'm not through pulling out your small intestine yet.