"Great news. The field needs a closeted gay dude."
"I volunteer to pretend to be engaged to him so he can still get the Christian right vote."
"I'm pretty sure I saw a terrorist running that way in fear of Sen. Graham."
"She will fetch good price on black market."
"Seriously? You put me in this post because I'm wearing a turban. Fuck you."
"Seriously? Three turbans?"
"It's clear this post is being taken over by people who don't love Sen. Graham the way I and many men at gloryholes, truck stops, and bus stations do, so I'm shutting it down."