Friday, March 7, 2014

Who needs to shut the fuck up this week?

  • Religious right wingers.  These insane bastards have a huge boner for Vladimir Putin and his anti gay legislation and for how 'strong' he appears next to Obama.  Could you closet cases get any more fatheaded?  You'd prefer Hitler to Obama or any one who remotely doesn't seem to hate gays as much as you pretend to.  Seriously, come out of the closet, embrace your homosexuality, and leave people the fuck alone.
  • Bindi Irwin and Terri Irwin.  Ambassador for Sea World?  Really ladies?  Terri, how does it feel to pimp your underage daughter out for 30 pieces of silver? And Bindi, how does it feel to shit all over what little conservation work your father did?  Money talks louder than crying orcas I guess.  I hope someone forcibly restrains you both and makes you live in a Motel 6 bathroom for years and years so you will know what it's like for those whales you're helping imprison.  You're both really super awful human beings and I hope you gals meet a stingray pretty fucking soon.
  • Darrell Issa.  Shutting off a black man's mic isn't racist at all.  No sir.  Nope.  Just ask Sean Hannity and Bill O'Rielly.
  • John Travolta.  Adele Dazeem?  Fuck you and Xenu too.  
  • Me.  Holy shit, sometimes my self righteousness annoys even me.  

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