My new religion, Steveism, is sweeping the planet. Join us today and you'll only have to live by five tenets. They are:
- Don't be a dick too much of the time.
- Treat others how you want to be treated.
- Shut up more.
- Pay attention.
- There is no afterlife, so enjoy yourself while you're alive as long as you live by the first four tenets.
That's it. No guilt, no creation story, no end times bullshit, no more nonsense. Steveism isn't about explaining why or how, it's about telling you how to live and be a decent person, while recognizing that sometimes you have to be a dick, but not always.
Oh yeah, the other important thing, we don't need your money. Keep your money but make sure you give some to a non religious charity that actually helps people, like Partners in Health, Amnesty International, and or Doctors Without Borders.