But don't let that stop you from bringing your business to Wisconsin, look at all the great things the badger state offers you. Hey, that's one thing right there, badgers. We have badgers! Want disgusting disease filled wolverines? Then get your ass to Michigan buddy because the only exotic wildlife we stock is badgers.
And also we just passed a law requiring all shops and stores to stock as many kinds of sausage as they can.
We also passed a law banning all types of degenerate art. We packed up all that crap we had and snuck over the Minnesota line and dumped that shit. So there's nothing to distract your future employees!
But we do provide wholesome distractions to any employees you may have who still have energy after a long day. We're the upper Midwestern square and line dance capital of the upper Midwest. That's right, suck it North Dakota.
We also offer many places to hunt and fish.
On top of all that, we also offer your business docile employees.