"Two Jews walk into a tavern and when one orders a drink, the other poisons the well out back."
"The other day my wife told me she wasn't happy in our arranged marriage, so I killed her and I married my ewe."
"Is it too soon to joke about the plague that sweeping the countryside?"
"Speaking of the plague, how many rats does it take to spread it? Hahahaha, everyone knows rats don't spread the plague. Frenchmen do."
"Why did the blackamoor cross the road? To get away from the angry mob."
"I heard the head priest of the local monastery was being chased and he got caught by the organ."
"What do you get when you cross a witch with a donkey? A spellbinding ass."
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Brilliant.
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