"It's political correctness run amok! Old white people and the KKK will never stop loving her."
"There's a Paul Deen situation? Did her food finally kill someone quickly?"
"She's not coming back to Food Network, I'm pretty bummed about it. Who will I masturbate to on that channel now? Ina Garten? Puh-leeze."
"I'll never be able to eat chicken fried doughnut laced ice cream again without thinking of her."
"I've never used the 'n' word. I prefer to call those people 'cannon fodder.' "
"I'd blame the diabetes if I was her."
"The damn Jew controlled liberal media just can't stand to see a strong proud southern racist woman succeed. That's why they're tearing her down."
"She's got a net worth of $17 million, she'll be fine. That is, as long as she didn't blow all her money on frilly blouses, fancy hats, and ranch dressing."