"Wear ascots."
"Get a fashion forward haircut."
"Use your sexy male pattern baldness."
"Goatees, bitches love goatees."
"Give her a fifth."
"Hit on her slowly, over time."
"Wear a crazy ass ruffled collar."
"Jewelry."
"Quote Bible verses to her."
"Methinks a rakish hat will do the trick."
"Use a crane."
"Two words: body odor."
3 comments:
Disraeli is my favorite. Although those ruffled collars sort of wrap the person up like a gift. Cool!
Sit on her slowly over time, AHHAHA!!
I wish I could wear an ascot and the ruffled collar at the same time. Man, I'd be the mayor of Ladytown in that getup!
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