This week's fuck you's go out to:
- Stacy Campfield: for trying to take food out of the mouths of poor kids. Fuck you, you closeted cock loving piece of shit.
- The archdiocese of Los Angeles: for covering up the sex crimes of their priests for so long. Fuck you, you child raping pieces of shit.
- The NRA: for keeping guns in the hands of criminals and psychos. Fuck you, you bunch of paranoid kill happy fucktards.
- President Obama: for continuing drone strikes, not prosecuting Wall Street bankers, and for shooting skeet. Fuck you, you fucking phony.
- Rain: for falling so god damn much this week where I live. Fuck you, you fucking fucks for not falling when I need you, like in the dead of summer.
- Brewing companies who keep making pale ales: your beer tastes like shit. Fuck you, you bad beer making sons of bitches.
- My hands and feet: for getting cold and staying cold. Fuck you, you bastards. Would it kill you to get warm sooner?
- People who annoy me: for annoying me. Duh. Fuck you, you annoying fuckers.
- The Superbowl: for all the hoopla and stupidity that you bring to my life. Fuck you, you bloated waste of time.