Monday, January 21, 2013

Leonid Brezhnev answers some questions

Comrades, I have come from beyond the grave to give you the following answers:
  • Yes.
  • A moldy doughnut.
  • Henry Kissinger.
  • Two tractors and a microphone.
  • Olga Korbut.
  • The Erie Canal.
  • Marsupials.
  • 340.
  • Videotapes.
  • Two squirrels would never board a train in Cincinnati, so the question is moot.
  • Evelyn Umphries.
  • The New Bruise by Jesus Cross and the True Nails.
  • Siberian women.
  • Nickelback.
  • Waiting in line for all of eternity.
I hope these answers help in your five year plan to find the truth.  Now, someone, give me a carton of American cigarettes before I disappear...hurry up...god damn're too slow...fuck it...I'm breaking up...

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