Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Meanwhile, over in France...

 "Yes, you have drawn a decent likeness of me.  Now, can you draw my soul?"

 "Existence is meaningless.  Life is nothing.  Mon dieu, I am a downer, am I not?"

 "I have nothing but my memories of being de Gaulle's mistress left to me.  Well, memories and a social disease he gave me that I never got rid of."

 "Sacre bleu!  I am in black and white am I not?  Pourquoi?"

 "I lead these children on a march for more cheese and wine in our school lunches."
"I will sell you this child cheap if you promise to never let Mitt Romney in our country ever again."

1 comment:

gmb said...

It's like being there.