"Yes, you have drawn a decent likeness of me. Now, can you draw my soul?"
"Existence is meaningless. Life is nothing. Mon dieu, I am a downer, am I not?"
"I have nothing but my memories of being de Gaulle's mistress left to me. Well, memories and a social disease he gave me that I never got rid of."
"Sacre bleu! I am in black and white am I not? Pourquoi?"
"I lead these children on a march for more cheese and wine in our school lunches."
"I will sell you this child cheap if you promise to never let Mitt Romney in our country ever again."