I turn 50 on Saturday. Honestly, I never thought I'd make this far in life. My mom didn't make it past 50 and my dad barely did. Three of my siblings never got this far and I nearly didn't make it due to at various times, car accidents, an appendix that got infected and nearly ruptured, and a massive heart attack at age 42. But here I am, still here. If only I had life goals figured out early like this kid did:
I promise to be a fair minded ruler of the world if I do make that third goal on the list. I'll shower you all with kindness while I hole up in my palatial mansion/under ground lair.