Female reaction to Paul Ryan's pick

 "He's no Spiro Agnew, that's for sure."

 

"If he really doesn't want me to have government run health care, abortions, or Social Security, who am I to argue with him?  He knows best after all because it's not like his family got rich off of businesses that catered to fulfilling government contracts...wait, they did get rich off running businesses that catered to fulfilling government contracts?  We'll fuck him and his hypocrisy then.  The little creep."

 "When I think about him as Eddie Munster, I touch myself..."

 

"...I really do."

"As long as I get mine, I don't give a shit about anyone else.  That's my motto and that's his too.  So I support him and I pray to Ayn Rand that he gets elected so we can really get the war on the lazy poor people going.  Praise Ayn!"