"All rape is forcible rape."
"If you can't get pregnant, then you have no business talking about who can or can't get knocked up after being raped."
"People who think women can't get pregnant from rape are the same ones who think women who dress provocatively deserve to get raped."
"If there really was a hell, then Daniel Tosh and Todd Akin would get raped there for all eternity."
"I'm sure the white folks who say a woman should carry her rapist's baby would change their tune if their wife or daughter got raped by a person of color."
"This post has been a downer, hasn't it. Oh well, it can't be fun and games and bad jokes all the time on this blog."