Saturday, January 28, 2012

Reminder

I don't write this blog for anyone but me. If you like my posts, fine. If not, then I don't give a shit. If no one read this blog I'd still write it anyway. Same thing with the art I make. I could care less if you don't like it.

Also if you're looking for 'A' list comedy material or searing political satire to be here every day, forget it. And if you feel the need to tell me I've done better posts than the one you just read, fuck off. No, really, fuck off. I don't need anyone to tell me shit like that. You don't write this blog, I do. I decide what goes on here and if you hate it, then stop fucking reading it.

That time you spent telling me much you hated my posts could be used to do something helpful, like oh, I don't know, perhaps picking up trash, reading to the blind, or eating something fatty that will clog your arteries, give you heart disease, and kill you before you have the chance to bitch about the creative endeavors of someone else.

4 comments:

gmb said...

hahahahahahaha. Beautifully said.

Phil said...

Really? After all these years, you just figured that shit out?

I have been telling idiots to kiss my fucking ass for six years now.

If you don't like what I have to say, there is a little red box with an "X" in at the top right corner of your screen, click on it and problem solved.
Either that or start your own fucking blog.

And while I am at it, you have been on my Blogroll for at least three, maybe four years now.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

No, I didn't just fucking figure it out,I'm verbalizing it once again for the asshole who told me he's seen better posts out of me in the past. And of course I'm on you blog roll knuckles, I'm a 'must read' blog. Now bow down and worship this blog or they'll be fucking trouble god damn it.

Romius T. said...

I need a few people to tell me that I suck, heck that would be great, Im so used to people telling me how wonderful I am...gets boring lol