Monday, January 23, 2012

Reaction to the Newt's victory in South Carolina

"Newt won? Holy shit, that's great. I'll have this pig broke in and ready for him to marry soon as he divorces that scheming but soon to be ailing Calista."

"Son of a bitch! Newt's 'victory juice' smells and feels a lot like man spackle."

"I was hoping he'd win. Now, can we stop the covert racist talk and just do it all overtly? Fuck Juan Williams and his 'I hate work so let's kill whitey and take all his women' ass.

"Fear not my love, I voted for Santorum."
"That's what I was afraid of you asshole."

And finally:

Feel the Newt-mentum America!


Anonymous said...

Newt/Buchanan in 2012! Can't you just feel it?

Mnmom said...

Newt - now there's a man with moral fiber. Now excuse me while listen to the voices coming from the toaster.

gmb said...

As I told my former co-worker: I'll be president before Newt is. He's just in it for the perks.