Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Panacea

Ron Paul (R-Libertarian-ville/Ayn Rand City) says that every problem with our current system of government can be cured by abolishing the Federal Reserve. And then he goes on to babble about returning to the gold standard and the kids with their loud music and the throwing of balls on his front lawn.

Here's what some of his backers have to add about the Federal Reserve:

"I'm a lovely gold sheen. I should be the gold standard. Me. And one day I will be, and that day will be the day they abolish the Fed."

"I can still give blow jobs if we abolish head. Right? Oh shit...you said 'Fed,' didn't you?"

"I back most of what Ron Paul says but maybe we shouldn't be so hasty about abolishing the Fed. I abolished it and look what happened to my hair."

"I want the Fed, the gays, uppity blacks, and the razor stubble on my underarms abolished. NOW!"

"Abolish the Fed. My Uncle Fred. Guys named Ted. A loaf of bread. A two point spread. The movie Fled. Turn the streets blood red. You need a blow to the head. Where's my axe? Hey, come back here..."

4 comments:

Professor Chaos said...

Mmmmmm. . .panacea! Oh, wait, I'm thinking of Pancetta!

Mnmom said...

I always considered duct tape a panacea.

kirby said...

Did you see him on Colbert the other night? Talk about putting your own head into the noose.

Ricky Shambles said...

Reminds me I shall never look at mannequins again after seeing Mannequin (a photog book).

For you, though, perhaps you should open the restaurant Au Bon Panacea. It's kind of a hot market right now.