Thursday, November 4, 2010

Bright spots in the 2010 mid term elections

1) The biggest bright spot in the election for me was watching so many conserva-Dems lose. They were Republicans in sheep's clothing and I hope they all stay unemployed for the next 30 years.

2) The three rich bitch candidates lost.

Disgusting hypocrite Meg Whitman got her ass handed to her by my boy Jerry Brown. Well done Jerry. (Think of how much better off America would be today if we had elected Jerry Brown President back in 1992 instead of Bill 'Corporate Sponsor' Clinton.)

Even more disgusting bitch Linda World Wide Wrestling got decimated in CT. Now if only you people in CT can get your heads of your asses when it comes time to dump Traitor Joe Lie-berman, you'll be doing us all a favor.

And finally the most disgusting bitch of all, Carly 'I ran HP into the ground' Fiorina got thumped by my girl Boxer in California.

Have I ever admitted to my crush on Barbara Boxer? No? Okay then.

3) The crazy ass twat team lost.Sharron Angle proved that you can be repellent, mentally unstable, and racist and still get nominated by the Republican party. Then she proved that a woman who is all of those things can't win in the general election.
She's not a witch, she's not you, or me, she's a three time loser who's life, it seems, consists of running for and losing a US Senate seat in one of the smallest states in the union. If she was such a good Christian, why didn't her god let her win?

4) Most of the candidates who the half term governor Quitter Palin endorsed lost.


Kal said...

Beautiful wrap up. None of the crazies got to bring their idiot ideas to Washington. The people got it right for the most part. Go figure.

Estancia De La Ding Dong said...

Yes, excellent wrap-up. You pull no punches and tell it like it is...

Professor Chaos said...

How did Fiorina ever even get nominated? The only thing she's known for is being a huge failure as a CEO. Oh, maybe she reminded them of Dubya!

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Tengrain said...

I totally wish we lived nearby, Dr. Monkey. I would love to hang with you on election night, I think we would just do a bang-up job on MST3K-style commentary.

Of course I would probably just sit there and guffaw at your quips and add a fart joke now and then.



dguzman said...

I'd pay money to watch you and Tengrain do election night commentary. Or any kind of commentary, really.

Great wrap-up, and thank the universe these nutjobs didn't get elected. Still, plenty of wingnuts did. We're in some pretty deep shit.


I heard someone predicting that Palin is gonna get thrown under the bus by the reich-wing powerful after all wackos she supported lost. We can hope!

Mauigirl said...

Well summarized - you're right, there are some silver linings!

Freida Bee, MD said...

Wow, this is a glass half-full post. I appreciate it. Yes, we're fucked, but not as hard as it coulda been.

I voted for Jerry in the 1992 Primary and have never enjoyed voting as much since.