Thursday, May 20, 2010

WTF London?

The organizers of the 2012 London Olympics unveiled their official mascots for the games.

They love spotted dick over there
but they didn't choose it to be their mascot.

Also not chosen was the honored British packet of fun known as the soccer hooligan:
You'd think then surely they'd go with the British binge drinker,
but you'd be wrong.

In the end it came down to

the Victorian era street urchin,

Kate Beckinsale's boobs,
and upper class inbred twits.

But in a move that shocked everyone, except for Ali G,
they went with the multi colored Cyclops penises with claws.

Well done London 2012 Olympic committee!

15 comments:

Snad said...

What is it about the Olympics that makes organizers relive their acid trips in parachute material and quilt stuffing?

Wings said...

Well, to be honest, when isn't a multi colored Cyclops penis with claws an apt mascot?

Mnmom said...

WTF of the decade!!!

SkylersDad said...

Damn. I was really pulling for the twits!

Snad said...

SkyDad - is that a euphemism for something?

gmb said...

And what's with the weird bulges? I hope there is time for them to come up with Models B through F, because Model A sucks.

Jimmy Haulin' Hogs said...

They're larvae of the... Pit Worm!

Who you callin' housewife? said...

How much are they going to have to pay the people to climb inside these ridiculous costumes? Good thing they have heath care. They're gonna need therapy after being ridiculed and having cans of microwavable spotted dick thrown at them.

Blueberry said...

Lumpy and Front Butt.

XUP said...

I like Kate Beckinsale's boobs. They could have put them in a rainbow tank top.

Ricky Shambles said...

How did they steal my Cock 'n' Claws idea out of my Idea Journal? Stealers!

And why did they add the rainbow? Weird is fine, but the rainbow and the eyes makes the Gestalt of the mascot "Angry Homosexual Face." Weird direction to go with that one.

kirby said...

I thought you said they didn't choose the spotted dick?

Flannery Alden said...

Dr. MVM, this is a grandly funny post. You crack me up.

Brian Busby said...

I now feel so much better about Vancouver.

McGriddle Pants said...

not to mention THIS awesomeness of a hand-job-looking logo...


http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-5/london-2012-logo.jpg