Some people claim that an all powerful god created the universe and everything in it, even Billy Ray Cyrus's mullet.
Others credit the Borofski brothers of Shaker Heights with creating the universe and keeping it running semi smoothly.
Some claim the universe exists inside the underside of an umbrella that's being held by a young man who lives inside a wind tunnel.
And a couple of folks in a trailer park in Tallahassee, Florida posit that the universe is a ball that's being tossed about by demi gods who care not a whit for us.
Me, I'm going to go with the theory that one day Bollywood actress Brinda Parekh took her top off and the universe fell out fully formed. Yep. That's the theory I'm going with.
7 comments:
LOL!
Personally, I like the umbrella theory. :P
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Laura
Hmmmm, interesting...dual universes. Me like.
Each as legit as the last.
I can support the theory of fully formed fleshy universes. Yep, right there with you!
I know that when I take off my top, crumbs might fall out so I won't dispute your idea.
Hark, the prophet Monkerstein!
I like the umbrella theory better, too.
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