This is how it starts

It starts out as quitting work early to go for a swim at the lake in the days after health care reform was signed into law, then next thing you know, you're hugging a tree and saying nasty things about capitalism. And of course it all ends when they march you off to the gulag after you take a puff off the marijuana cigarette your gay Communist social justice loving Muslim BFF gave you.

Health care reform, it's a gateway drug that leads to the downfall of white Christian America.

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