Saturday, February 27, 2010

Rev. Pat Robertson on the earthquake in Chile

Leader of the Christians, Pat Robertson, today released the following statement of blame for the massive earthquake in Chile:

"True story, in 1973 Chile elected a Communist to lead their government. The earthquake was punishment for that. God hates Communism. Also he is punishing Chile for electing a woman president, for not making their citizens speak English, and for having a country named after a food. And the queers too. The queers in Chile brought this on their country. Every time a hot young full breasted woman kissed another hot young full breasted woman right on the lips while their tongues snaked around each other and their heaving bosoms heaved while their soft hands caressed each other...hang on...what was I saying? Hmmmmm. Oh yes, this was all brought on by men having butt sex with other men. And the Commies. Yeah, that's it. Jesus hates that stuff."

13 comments:

Mnmom said...

So he's toning it down

sunshine said...

Haha!
Are you sure that you didn't fix that statement up a bit for him? LOL

((Hugs))
Laura

SkylersDad said...

You lost me after hot young full breasted woman...

Cindi Knox said...

You had me at "hot young full breasted woman".

Barbara Bruederlin said...

He is so wise.

jadedj said...

If I were a religious man, I would thank God every day that I am not going to the same eternal thingy place as this slime. Oh, wait, it's tongue-in-cheek? Doesn't matter. I stand by my statement.

Clau said...

You are crazy!!!???
If you live a earthquake... what do you say? "The earthquake is because we eat donuts" or " dont eat vegetables!!!!!????"
Oh stupid man... What God does not like, are stupid men like you.

LETTO2103 said...

i know nobody can be that stupid or evil to say something like what you have blogged here.
i'm glad you are having a good time and rating by making fun of other people's suffering.
yes, i am chilean and you should be ashame for making such a piece of crap of yourself.
if you could only use your brain for something productive.

my email chileanheart@live.com

Bob said...

Congrats on this excellent satire getting linked by PZ Myers (Pharyngula)!

Lockwood said...

I second Bob!

Ɯbermilf said...

I suddenly wish I had a great big bushy beard so I could fit in.

K and S said...

Hell can't burn hot enough for hypocrite assholes like Robertson.

Bot_MismO said...

Worl trade center was destroyed by jesus, because USA people are stupid like you, and god hates stupid people.