Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Hey tubby

I hope Kevin Smith gets so distraught over being too fat to fly on Southwest Air that he can't bring himself to make another movie. After all, does the world really need Clerks 3? Holy crap, I'm getting sick just thinking about it. Yo, Kev-vie, go have a couple dozen pizzas and and down a case or two of what ever fancy beer you Hollywood has beens drink and leave the film making to people who actually have original stories to tell for a change.

7 comments:

Nan said...

Kevin Smith can be quite the fucktard, but his experience does highlight a real problem: airline personnel deciding who's too fat and who isn't based on subjective values. As Smith noted, he'd flown Southwest many times and had never been told before he was too fat to fly -- and he's been fat his entire life.

Maybe they should make that door for the jetway as narrow as their hideously uncomfortable seats -- if you can walk straight through it, you're good to go. If you get stuck, go Greyhound.

Darius Whiteplume said...

Should we call him "K-overFed" now?

SkylersDad said...

I think every airline should have a guide that your bag and your ass have to fit through to get on board.

Darius Whiteplume said...

How big is Kevin Smith these days? I typically fly Southwest, and there are some real fat asses on those planes.

Did he eat Jay?

Laura said...

Hey! I loved "Clerks"!
Well.. I did. :P

((Hugs))
Laura

Anonymous said...

I hate Kevin Smith so very, very much. I suspect his size has nothing to do with why they didn't want him on the airplane. I reckon the other passengers took a vote.

Lsamsa said...

Well, they picked the wrong person if they thought he'd just slink off & not say anything.
If he was, in fact, sitting in his seat with both armrests down...then what the heck is the problem? If there is criteria for being too large to be seated on a plane, then the airline needs to have that figured out & checked way before a passenger is checked in & seated on the plane!