Tuesday, November 3, 2009

May I suggest a coat?

I love the second sentence in the copy in this panel from an old comic book. "It's a cold world...." No shit it's a cold world. If the temperature drops below 75 and you're wearing a fur loin cloth, it's gonna be fucking chilly.

Tor was not one of Joe Kubert's finest comic book efforts. 'Cold world' my ass, what the hell were you thinking Joe? Oh yeah, one more thing Mr. Kubert, man didn't walk the earth at the same time as the dinosaurs did, unless you listen to Kirk Cameron that is.

11 comments:

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Boy you hit on one of my pet peeves. Comic characters never dress for the weather.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

At least his nether region will be toasty in its fur diaper.

Cormac Brown said...

Wow, Tor is looking pretty Cromagnon, for someone who should be a homo erectus.

Snad said...

Or maybe australopithecus robustus or homo habilis - both of which would have had plenty of body hair to make that silly little loin-cloth unnecessary.

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin thinks Jeebus rode a T Rex, also, too *wink*.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But Jebus DID ride a T-Rex, didn't he?

Snad said...

No, he rode a Partridge Family reject:
http://andyinthephilippines.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/dscn52521.jpg

Snad said...

Hereis the whole link, for what it's worth.

Keith said...

Hilarious stuff, Dr. M!

Keith said...

That was hilarious. He definitely needs to put some clothes on unless he wants to catch a cold.

libhom said...

I think Tor looks better half naked myself.