"Because anything goes these days baby. Heck, if Obama can win the Nobel Peace Prize after being in office for only 9 months while still prosecuting 2 wars of terror, then I can dress like this if I feel like it."
"Because I like the cool air on my lady bizness."
"Sorry, what?"
"Because someone bet me that I couldn't make a top out of an old afghan. You see the top, now pay up Dr. Monkey."
"I'm dressed like this so men will objectify me as a sex object and ignore my towering intellect."
"I'm dressed like this because I'm a vice cop and I'm trying to bust men who solicit prostitutes. Now bugger off monkey fart."
"Because I dig the
Zardoz look."
"Because I'm a shimmery mermaid who's trying to lure Christian boys into thinking lustful thoughts about me while they masturbate."
"Because anything goes these days baby. Heck, if Obama can win the Nobel Peace Prize after being in office for only 9 months while still prosecuting 2 wars of terror, then I can dress like this if I feel like it."
"Because I like the cool air on my lady bizness."
"Sorry, what?"
"Because someone bet me that I couldn't make a top out of an old afghan. You see the top, now pay up Dr. Monkey."
"I'm dressed like this so men will objectify me as a sex object and ignore my towering intellect."
"I'm dressed like this because I'm a vice cop and I'm trying to bust men who solicit prostitutes. Now bugger off monkey fart."
"Because I'm a shimmery mermaid who's trying to lure Christian boys into thinking lustful thoughts about me while they masturbate."
7 comments:
"Monkey Fart"? That is cold baby. How can I love you if you hurt my feelings all the time?
The lady who's wearing a big robe which modestly covers her elbows but not her derriere...the red and yellow little critters on the robe look like swimming sperm. EEEEKKKKK!!!
I'm glad all the babes are dressed the way they are. Wow. Some really hotties. Thanks for posting them.
Awesome pics, Dr. Monkey!!!
I like the way you just thrust that antiwar statement out there and it's even more intriguing how everyone just ignores it!
I need that yellow skirt for my Halloween costume.
I come here for all my fashion news.
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