Friday, September 18, 2009

Lying liars: A Project Runway Update Post

It's about time that cry baby ex drug addict got booted off Project Runway. Face it Johnny, you sucked and you're a liar. Everyone knew your story about what happened to the first newspaper dress you made was a feckin' lie. You threw the first one away because Tim Gunn said he hated it. And he was right, it looked awful, although to be fair, it didn't look as bad as the one you made after you tossed the first one away.

But even though you lied and you put a shitty looking dress on the runway, what that fat faced New York City piece of sleaze Nicholas did to you on the runway was unforgivable. He knew he had made a piece of crap garment so he was trying to deflect attention from it. But to rat you out like that Johnny was a big ol' heaping helping of wrong. Too bad you didn't man up and have a sissy boy slap fight with him before you packed up your things and huffed off into the LA night with tears in your eyes.

Okay, I know literally none of you were waiting for this but I'm now ready to name the designers who I think will be in the final three:
Shirin

Althea

Christopher

They're the ones I'm rooting for to make the final three, so that means they'll get booted off next, that's usually how it works. I think Irina and Louise may also have a shot as well.

Logan and Epperson seem to me to be the worst designers still left. Both men's designs are meh, nothing special, and when enough of the weaker designers get booted, they'll be exposed and tossed off the show as well.

And finally, was I the only one who laughed at the poor models who cried when they found out their clique buddy, Emarie, was being tossed off the show? Suck it up ladies, your buddy Emarie wasn't all of that, in fact she wasn't any 'of that.' I'm still rooting for Fatima, Kaylen, and Katie.

11 comments:

Unknown said...

Why does everyone love Althea?! Once again, her work is a hot mess. Last week she managed to make a 100 lb model look fat, and this week she made a shift dress just like everyone else's but stiff and boring. And she's called a genius for it? But I guess standards drop when you move from New York and Bravo to LA and Lifetime. Seriously, worst season ever.

Forever your girl said...

I really love Christopher. I have officially named him as my season 6 favorite.
I am shocked that you don't like Logan - but then again, I admit I may be in a lust coma. (I have been with my husband for 11 years - it happens)
At least we can agree about Epperson sucking and Nicolas being a catty little bitch.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Oh Sara, the green eyed monster lives in you doesn't he? Why do women feel threatened by other somewhat attractive women? And you could not be more wrong, this is a great season of PR. You're just a cranky old fart who wants gay New York males to win the show you want to stay in NYC.

Anonymous said...

I likes the Christopher, too. Irina's coat was GORGEOUS - that was the first win that I was behind 100%. At first I thought Althea was tres meh, but then I think there is a visual subtlety to her work that is really interesting. I did think that her winning look from last week made her model look like she pooped her pants IN THE FRONT.

MommyLisa said...

Monkey, Monkey, Monkey...we are not threatend by Althea - some of the crap on the runway is probably the reason that Michael Kors and Nina Garcia have been hiding.

It is like it has turned into the Heidi Klum show and she is trotting out judges who will vote her way.

Most people thought Althea's winning look last week was awful, like Ra'Mones the week before.

I am still rooting for her and my MN Boys because they are offering the most original and well-made designs. In general anyway.

Anonymous said...

Mommy Lisa, it's a matter of taste and I thought Althea's designs the past two weeks have been winners. And the troll Sara is indeed threatened by Althea or else she would not have been so vindictive.

BeckEye said...

Why would you call that chick a troll? She just gave a negative opinion. I don't even think it was particularly harsh. And at least she didn't post anonymously!

I actually have to agree with her on this being the worst season of PR...so far anyway. It's only hte 5th episode so it's a little early, but it has been pretty boring. A far cry from the days of Santino and Jeffrey and Christian. But I think it's the problem of having too many designers to start with. I'm not seeing any real personalities. I do like Shirin a lot. She's much more attractive than Althea (and a better designer), and I'm not the least threatened by her.

And I like Logan. Not only do I like his designs, but he's freaking hot. I've liked everything he's made except for the Smurf dress and, really, he was just following his model's wishes on that one.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

And I'd have to disagree with you Beckeye, I don't think it's the worst season. I think you and the troll hate change and you both need to deal with it. And for the record, Santino and Jeffery weren't all of that.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Yeh, I was a fool to tie my wagon to Johnny's star. I am going with Christopher from now on. People have been all over Logan cause he is the ONLY straight designer to design clothing EVER. He must just hate himself...wishes he was gay but not. Being hit on by all the models and all the designers who want to TURN him. He is gonna hate his hole career before showing up at fashion week with a gun. You heard it here first.

BeckEye said...

Other than the new city and network, which are barely noticeable, nothing about the show has changed. I just don't find many of the designers interesting this year.

And this is just a TV show. I don't see any reason to get so grumpy about it unless that's just your schtick.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You're the one who keeps castigating me for having an opinion that differs from yours Beckeye, so I'd say you're the one who's being grumpy.