A very special guest post by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin

Hi there! Ya know, lots of people have been askin' me, yeah you betcha, about my legacy as Governoress of Alaska. They want to know just what I did while I was Governorette. And some want to know how has my time in office changed the state. Well here ya go, Dr. Monkey, a noted left wing simian whom may have descended from primates but by golly I sure didn't!, has let me answer some of the burning questions on his blog thingy. So since it's on a liberal blog maybe the liberal media will stop making stuff up about me and maybe they'll stop palling around with terrorists, hey did you notice that my last name and the word "palling' are nearly spelled the same?, and maybe they'll believe it more since it's on a liberal blog which I don't write or even condone but which I had to use since my Facebook page is gettin' all full up with my other articles that I really wrote myself no kiddin'. So here ya go people, pay attention now and I'll learn you how about all the great things I did when I was The Decider of Alaska.

One thing I did was not listen to all that global warming hoo ha. If Jesus decided he wants it to be warm in Alaska then who are am I to argue with the big guy's son who died for me but who came back to save me? God decided he didn't like all that messy perma frost and that's why houses are moving off their foundations.

Despite what certain Hollywood actresses wanted, I decided not to stop people from going clubbing. Yah, that's right, I kept big government out of the way of people's right to beat those Communist seals to death for their shiny shiny pelts.

I signed a law that made it legal for women to drive tractors in Alaska. How many of you can say that? None. That's how many.

While I was headin' up the big state government of Alaska I got some of the lazy Eskimos to hold fishing poles while they sat outside on the ice. So I put people to work. How many of you can say that? None. That's how many. Unless you own a business that hired people that is.

During my nearly three years in office I over saw a building boom in Anchorage and our fair city never looked better than it does today. We put a bunch of gravel down on the the old dirt roads so now not so many people get bogged down in the mud when they drive around downtown.

I almost met my goal of bringing heat to all the schools in my adopted home state but the liberals in the legislature wouldn't let me give all the kids heat and give tax breaks to big oil companies too so since we get a lot of money from oil companies and none from school kids, what was I supposed to do?
During my time office the pile of burning refuse got bigger which provided heat to anyone who was willing to stand near it.
Computers were modernized when I was large and in charge. Look at that beauty in the photo above. That's a big Wang, isn't it?

I insisted that all planes the Alaska Air Force have propellers and by golly all of them do!

And finally I got more white Christians to come to Alaska than ever before. Unfortunately not many of them stayed and Alaska is still over run with mooses, wolfs, and Eskimos.

So I'd say I did pretty good while I was on top. And if you don't agree with me then you must hate my family and want to see my young daughter get raped and my special needs baby go before an Obama death panel where he's gonna be made to pull the plug on your grandma!