The following men will be sitting in judgement of you this week

Rev. E. P. Jackworthy. This man o' God likes to preach until he's hoarse, demonize homosexuals, look down his nose at women and blacks, and dress in period costumes. He hails from Hammer Falls, Oregon and his favorite color is beige.

Ralph 'Stosh' Buttinski is into not wearing glasses, dancing the polka, driving with out his pants on, and luring drifters and smelly children to their doom. He invented soup in 1936 but he forgot to patent it. Ralph is from Meningitis, Iowa.

Bob 'Robert' Bobsen rounds out this week's judges. His pet peeves are getting sand in his crack, reading longwinded blog posts, and cats who mate beneath his bedroom window. He's been known to tie one on and pretend he's an English boot black. He suffers from rabies and hopes one day to get scruvy. He calls a trailer park in Loma Linda, CA home even though he lives in a garage apartment outside of Sisterlick, KY.