- How soon will Katherine Heigel start slagging the people who wrote, produced, and directed her lastest piece of shit 'romantic' comedy? Why they keep casting that ungrateful twit in anything is beyond me.
- When will that insufferable ass Ashton Kutcher make a play for Bruce Willis's new wife?
- Mischa Barton is the latest starlet to go off the deep end. Boo hoo. Hey Mischa, maybe you should ease up on the meth and booze. Seriously, that Lohan girl and Amy Winehouse are not suitable role models. Trust me hon, you don't want to end up in a double wide in Bakersfield looking like this:
- Please stop whining about all the stuff they left out of the new Harry Potter film. If they put everything in they'd have to make three or four movies out of every book. And you know what? If you hated the new one all that much because they left out so much, don't go see the next ones.
- Yo, Gordon Ramsay, are you that fucking hard up for cash that you had to make another installment of Hell's Kitchen for FOX? Dude, do us all a favor and stick to making shows for the BBC, having multiple affairs, and running your restaurants.
- Speaking of the BBC, BBC America can you please run more Brit-coms and less Top Gear, Torchwood and shows with Andrew Lloyd Webber?
- There are 8 or 9 religious channels on my local cable system and each one of them makes me hate religion more and more each day. If there was a god then she's smite all those channels off my TV and she's let me win the Powerball jackpot this Saturday night.
- Note to Lou Dobbs: go sell your anti immigration bullshit and your Obama birth certificate craziness on FOX.
- If you people really loved me you'd buy me all three series of The Mighty Boosh on DVD.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Some pop-servations
Pop-servations is my new word for observations about pop culture. I'll be posting a list of them when I see fit. Here's some of my current pop-servations:
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Ya! Whatever happened to the good old days when movie stars were glamour and talented and without all these crazy "issues"? Cary Grant, Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland, Mickey Rooney, Betty Grable, Jayne Mansfield...nevermind
Again, we think alike.
I've been wondering the same thing about K. Heigel - is she ever going to make a different movie? They all seem like the exact copy of the piece of crap "Knocked Up".
I have this weird annoying thing about Mischa Barton. I saw her first in a horrid kids movie and she's been the subject of scornful jokes at my house ever since.
God is going to give us BOTH the powerball, dontcha feel it????
I've been house-sitting for someone so I finally get to watch all the TV I can stand, and I totally agree with you about the Torchwood thing -- don't they have some "As Time Goes By" or "Mulberry" episodes sitting around?
Its nice to see someone echo my spoiled entitled stars rant from earlier in the week. When an Amy Winehouse comes out with a perfume then I know the world has gone crazy. Who really thought wanting to smell like a wet holding cell mattress was a good idea. Isn't the idea of being a 'train wreck' is that you actually get to SEE the final wreck. Get on with it already ya skanks.
I love "Hells Kitchen" and hope he keeps making new ones, but man the people from Season 6 are AWFUL!
I like your pop observations much better than Perez Hilton's.
I feel so lucky. I have no clue who Mischa Barton is.
Amy Winehouse has a great crystal meth smile... she must be selling enamel for crack money...
I also wrote about the crapfest that is The Ugly Truth. Kathering Heigl should never be on any screen, large or small. She's not even talented enough to be in infomercials.
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