Monkey Muck: Burger magic!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Burger magic!

Round burgers are sooooooo 1971.

(This illustration came from a 1972 edition of the Family Circle Illustrated Library of Cooking.)

8 comments:

Blonde Goddess said...: I have tried that and the hamburger never cooks so that it will keep it's shape.
A square ends up looking more like Arnold Schwarzenegger's head...the log one looks like doodie and the triangle's corners all cook away.

STUPID FAMILY CIRCLE!

Clearly this article was meant to drive bored housewives insane!; July 30, 2009 9:24 PM
Barbara Bruederlin said...: I will never be happy with a roundish burger again. Ever.; July 30, 2009 9:44 PM
Snad said...: I prefer my hamburgers shaped like equilateral dodecahedrons, thank you.; July 30, 2009 10:45 PM
Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Oh my god I have been drinking the koolaid for the round burger lobby all my life. It never occured to me that I could have my burger my shape. THAT post made my head explode. Once again the Dr is on the cutting edge. I am making donut shaped burgers tomorrow with melted cheese in the middle. Yeh..you heard me bitch...I am a rebel like Johnny Yumma was a rebel.; July 31, 2009 12:15 AM
Karen Zipdrive said...: The hot dog burger is the worst.
That's what I want for dinner, a burger that looks like a turd.; July 31, 2009 10:00 AM
Nan said...: A friend actually did the hot dog shaped ones for her 4th of July cookout -- she said it simplified shopping for buns because she was serving bratwurst, too. Like Karen said, the resulting "burgers" looked very turd-like.; July 31, 2009 1:55 PM
kirby said...: What the hell is that one on the upper right, a boob burger?; July 31, 2009 6:33 PM
Freida Bee, MD said...: I am so gonna serve my kids poop-shaped turkey burgers. They deserve it!; August 2, 2009 11:07 AM

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